me deleting all the processes with weird names in task manager
this completely broke the service that sends out two factor verification codes but not two factor verification itself, so if you use 2FA and are logged out of twitter you Cannot log in
He genuinely has no idea what anything is. Every single time he’s directly involved in “tech” he breaks it or makes something stupid that doesn’t work. His employees have consistently said this for years and only now do millions of people get to watch it in real time. It’s so fucking funny.
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
Hi! We’re introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They’re a steal at $7.99—that’s cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I misread this at first but I think this would sell infinitely better if you could pay to give other users a blue check mark. Maybe for like 24 hours? A mark of the beast sort of thing
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